Surreal Day at work!

Been at work since 7.45am, dressed in a red satin, halter necked, knee length cocktail dress, black stockings and my best heels, make up and dangly earrings.
We move offices on Friday, tomorrow will be spent packing up the office, and so today we have a sales meeting and have decided that we will dress up in our best party frocks, have already drawn a wolf whistle from the new boy *chuckles*.
I want to answer all my calls in an 0898 telephone line voice!